Aaron. Cool. Look, I can turn into Filch's cat.
Carrie. (glances at screen) Mrs. Norris? Why do you want to turn into Mrs. Norris?
Aaron. I dunno. She's mean? She's a cat. (shrugs) It's a video game, mom.
Ethan. (puts his controller down, scrutinizes his mother) How do you know Filch's cat is named Mrs. Norris? How do you KNOW stuff like that?
Carrie. (has flashback to Bridget Jones' Diary - how does she know? She knows just as one knows their times tables or ABC's - blanket knowledge) I don't know. I just do.
Ethan. (resumes play) Sometimes I think you might be dorkier than we are.
Drat. I've been found out.
I really was hoping for a few more years.