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11 January 2007 @ 07:24 am
Bad Words. You know the ones.  
*music of doom plays*

So I tried on the costume.  *sigh*  When I say minidress, that's what I mean.  It's as short as my drill team skirt (yeah, I know) from high school, and that was 15 lbs and 15 years ago.

It has square cutouts right above my breasts, so I'm going to have to find some strapless foundation garment.  Maybe an all-over suck me in, push me up garment.  And hosiery.  I have to get hosiery.

The biggest problem, though:  How do I keep from going all Sharon Stone on the first row when I sit and cross my legs?

 *closes eyes, shakes head*

*music of doom ends*

P.S.  I didn't 'corpse' last night.  Even though those around me did. I reacted appropriately and even remembered to deliver my line.   *sniffs disdainfully*
I feel:: chubby
I hear:: see entry
dragonsangel68: Slyth girl by JModragonsangel68 on January 11th, 2007 01:38 pm (UTC)
Yay for getting it done without the giggles ;)

That dress sounds terrifyingly short *eep*
Carrie Leigh: gravity's a motherf***ercarrie_leigh on January 11th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
Little Black Dress from Hell
Terrifying is a good word for it. For me, for the patrons on the front three rows...
dragonsangel68: Slyth girl by JModragonsangel68 on January 11th, 2007 02:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Little Black Dress from Hell
You're just going to have to glue those knees together ;P
Peki: slytherin corsetpeki on January 11th, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
Minidresses are the stuff of nightmares. I haven't worn one (or a miniskirt) since I was fourteen. *shiver* But congratulations on not 'corpsing' :) The scene sounded hilarious, from your last post, so I admire your restraint *g*
Carrie Leighcarrie_leigh on January 12th, 2007 01:12 pm (UTC)
I haven't had a nighmare about the dress, but I did have that stupid recurring one about Orlando Bloom... nothing to update, though. *sigh*
(Anonymous) on January 11th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
nice ass... ROFL
That picture was absolutely hilarious!

Good to chat with you via email... I'll try to drop in and say hello more here!

Carrie Leigh: gravity's a motherf***ercarrie_leigh on January 11th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Re: nice ass... ROFL
You, too! Love you!
fallenwitch: Cintia | sunglasses by zinkfallenwitch on January 12th, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
Well, your icon kicks ass, that's for sure! LOL!

Sit carefully, my dear. The hazards of acting. You are opening my eyes ever wider. No wonder actresses go anorexic and diet and exercise crazy. I would too if I had to squeeze into some of those outfits. If worse comes to worse, go out and get a Brazilian. Just don't pull a Britney Spears, and you'll be okay! *cringes*
Carrie Leigh: nice asscarrie_leigh on January 12th, 2007 01:08 pm (UTC)
My voice sounds fat?
No kidding. My agent (and I use the term loosely) suggested that she might be able to get me more work if I lost some weight. That would be fine, but I am with her for voice-over work. If it's that way actresses are treated on my level, I can only imagine how they're treated when millions of dollars are on the line.
Re: Brazillian: The girl who plays the other Pigeon sister saw her miniskirt and said, "Oh. I'm going to have to get two haircuts."
kristibiscikristibisci on January 12th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)
Eek! Good luck with that, even though I'm sure you'll look great. Just remember to wear panties, unlike certain Hollywood celebutantes out there...
Carrie Leighcarrie_leigh on January 12th, 2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
Panties. Check. (Maybe extra cute ones?) The director, when I asked him how I was supposed to sit and cross my legs, said, "Oh, just wear black knickers and no one will be able to see anything."

I don't see him showing the world his unmentionables, though.