Carrie Leigh (carrie_leigh) wrote,
Carrie Leigh
carrie_leigh

Bad Words. You know the ones.

*music of doom plays*

So I tried on the costume.  *sigh*  When I say minidress, that's what I mean.  It's as short as my drill team skirt (yeah, I know) from high school, and that was 15 lbs and 15 years ago.

It has square cutouts right above my breasts, so I'm going to have to find some strapless foundation garment.  Maybe an all-over suck me in, push me up garment.  And hosiery.  I have to get hosiery.

The biggest problem, though:  How do I keep from going all Sharon Stone on the first row when I sit and cross my legs?

 *closes eyes, shakes head*

*music of doom ends*

P.S.  I didn't 'corpse' last night.  Even though those around me did. I reacted appropriately and even remembered to deliver my line.   *sniffs disdainfully*
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