In a fight between a vampire and a zombie, who wins?
I'll pontificate in the comments
And AJ only got to wear one of his fangs. They went over his canine teeth (incisors?), and when we were trying to put them on, he said, "Momma, I don't have a tooth over there."
Sure enough, that one hadn't come back in after he lost it. So he only wore one.
His new nickname is "Fang."
P.S. I charged the boys two mini snickers bars apiece for taking them trick or treating. That's how I roll.