In a fight between a vampire and a zombie, who wins?
Vampire
15(65.2%)
Zombie
2(8.7%)
Neither
4(17.4%)
I'll pontificate in the comments
2(8.7%)
And AJ only got to wear one of his fangs. They went over his canine teeth (incisors?), and when we were trying to put them on, he said, "Momma, I don't have a tooth over there."
Sure enough, that one hadn't come back in after he lost it. So he only wore one.
His new nickname is "Fang."
P.S. I charged the boys two mini snickers bars apiece for taking them trick or treating. That's how I roll.