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10 September 2010 @ 04:41 pm
A Seriously Random List  
&hearts - I'm glad I'm a stay at home mom. I wouldn't ever have time to do anything if I had an actual JOB to go to.

&hearts - Speaking of my job, I have 14 girls in my theatre three and four class who are going to be a LOT of fun. I'm going to do movie monologues/scenes with them, so if you have any favorite movie scenes from the silver screen (featuring two high school-aged girls, appropriate for same), please do share.

&hearts - the little old ladies were ten deep at the Clinique counter, today. I guess I'm the only girl under 60 that uses that? It was a good free gift with purchase, though. Go check it out. Oddly enough, there were no little old ladies at the MAC counter. They don't like glitter mascara and loud music? Tee hee.

&hearts - I'm bringing back the word "codswallop." Hide and watch.

&hearts - 30 seconds after the boys awoke the other day, there was this conversation:

AJ. (Has not yet even opened his eyes) If I'm dead, do I have to go to school?

Me. Yes.

AJ. But I don't want to be a student angel in heaven!

Ethan. (Voice muffled by the pillow he has his face crammed into) What makes you think you'd be going to heaven?

Ah, brothers. The love they spread is unbelievable.

&hearts - The boys are enrolled in Musical Theatre class at ALT. They had a good time and AJ said that their warm-up routine was to "Darn Yankees." When I questioned this, he replied, "We have to be 13 before we can say the real name of that musical." Thanks, Jason. Ensuring the innocence of the kiddos. Too bad I say worse than that on your average Tuesday.

&hearts - What. The. Hell. Why in the world would people need these? I'm sweating my ass off trying to GET my ass off, and now I find out that there are actually people that wear padded panties to make their butts huge? And that's somehow trendy? That's ASININE, if you'll forgive the pun. A load of codswallop. Please tell me who they are so that I can maybe stand next to them so that my rear end will look smaller by comparison.

&hearts - I love, and I mean LOVE blessing other people. Especially when it's something that they don't expect.

&hearts - Speaking of being blessed, I seriously hope that my breasts stay within the confines of the swimsuit that I'm wearing in South Pacific. There may be some duct tape/bailing wire rigging involved. I tried it on again today, and this time I stood in front of the mirror for a full twenty seconds before I burst into hysterical, cellulite-induced sobs. I think that's progress. I also made a sarong and matching headscarf out of gorgeous, donated, sari silk that's pretty freaking adorable, if I do say so myself. It covers most of the atrocities, so it's still safe to come see the show.

I think that's all. Have a great weekend, y'all!
I feel:: busybusy
I hear:: The Sandlot - "You're killing me, Smalls!"
Jandy the Gnome Whispererjandjsalmon on September 10th, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
Working full time definitely limits your time. But I wish I could blame the fact that my house isn't spotless and I'm not a great baker/mother/entertainer on my working. When I only worked twice a week I was still dreadful. ;)

And I have MISSED your funny boys story! I think that your boys must be the funniest little men alive. 'Darn Yankees'? HIGHLARIOUS!

OOOh I know a girl with those bum things. She said she has too flat of a bum. That's why she wears them. As a pudgy girl I think she's mental.
Carrie Leigh: my idea of houseworkcarrie_leigh on September 10th, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
I'm getting better with housekeeping. Still not great, but better. My dustbunnies sometimes have dustbunnies.

Mental. Soooooo mental.