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10 September 2010 @ 04:41 pm
A Seriously Random List  
&hearts - I'm glad I'm a stay at home mom. I wouldn't ever have time to do anything if I had an actual JOB to go to.

&hearts - Speaking of my job, I have 14 girls in my theatre three and four class who are going to be a LOT of fun. I'm going to do movie monologues/scenes with them, so if you have any favorite movie scenes from the silver screen (featuring two high school-aged girls, appropriate for same), please do share.

&hearts - the little old ladies were ten deep at the Clinique counter, today. I guess I'm the only girl under 60 that uses that? It was a good free gift with purchase, though. Go check it out. Oddly enough, there were no little old ladies at the MAC counter. They don't like glitter mascara and loud music? Tee hee.

&hearts - I'm bringing back the word "codswallop." Hide and watch.

&hearts - 30 seconds after the boys awoke the other day, there was this conversation:

AJ. (Has not yet even opened his eyes) If I'm dead, do I have to go to school?

Me. Yes.

AJ. But I don't want to be a student angel in heaven!

Ethan. (Voice muffled by the pillow he has his face crammed into) What makes you think you'd be going to heaven?

Ah, brothers. The love they spread is unbelievable.

&hearts - The boys are enrolled in Musical Theatre class at ALT. They had a good time and AJ said that their warm-up routine was to "Darn Yankees." When I questioned this, he replied, "We have to be 13 before we can say the real name of that musical." Thanks, Jason. Ensuring the innocence of the kiddos. Too bad I say worse than that on your average Tuesday.

&hearts - What. The. Hell. Why in the world would people need these? I'm sweating my ass off trying to GET my ass off, and now I find out that there are actually people that wear padded panties to make their butts huge? And that's somehow trendy? That's ASININE, if you'll forgive the pun. A load of codswallop. Please tell me who they are so that I can maybe stand next to them so that my rear end will look smaller by comparison.

&hearts - I love, and I mean LOVE blessing other people. Especially when it's something that they don't expect.

&hearts - Speaking of being blessed, I seriously hope that my breasts stay within the confines of the swimsuit that I'm wearing in South Pacific. There may be some duct tape/bailing wire rigging involved. I tried it on again today, and this time I stood in front of the mirror for a full twenty seconds before I burst into hysterical, cellulite-induced sobs. I think that's progress. I also made a sarong and matching headscarf out of gorgeous, donated, sari silk that's pretty freaking adorable, if I do say so myself. It covers most of the atrocities, so it's still safe to come see the show.

I think that's all. Have a great weekend, y'all!
I feel:: busybusy
I hear:: The Sandlot - "You're killing me, Smalls!"
Mala13oct on September 10th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
*hugs* I love you Carrie. That's all. :)

I use Clinique stuff as well. Along with MAC stuff and a whole lot of other stuff but that's besides the point.

The people who use butt enhancers are usually so thin that they don't have any butt at all and they use this to create the impression that they have some curves. *sighs* Yes, I know. My butt enters the room waaay after I do so yeah...
Carrie Leigh: nice asscarrie_leigh on September 10th, 2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
I love you, too, Mala. And I'm glad there are other 30 somethings that use Clinique.

Big butts of the world, UNITE!
Jandy the Gnome Whispererjandjsalmon on September 10th, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
Working full time definitely limits your time. But I wish I could blame the fact that my house isn't spotless and I'm not a great baker/mother/entertainer on my working. When I only worked twice a week I was still dreadful. ;)

And I have MISSED your funny boys story! I think that your boys must be the funniest little men alive. 'Darn Yankees'? HIGHLARIOUS!

OOOh I know a girl with those bum things. She said she has too flat of a bum. That's why she wears them. As a pudgy girl I think she's mental.
Carrie Leigh: my idea of houseworkcarrie_leigh on September 10th, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
I'm getting better with housekeeping. Still not great, but better. My dustbunnies sometimes have dustbunnies.

Mental. Soooooo mental.
seegrim: well saidseegrim on September 10th, 2010 11:36 pm (UTC)
That's ASININE, if you'll forgive the pun.


Ah, Carrie. Sorry about the crying. I know how that goes.

As far as the job thing - I think I actually got more done when I worked. The only thing I've done in the last two months is gain weight! ACK!

Carrie Leigh: *pokes tongue*carrie_leigh on September 10th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
I didn't really cry.

Well, maybe a little on the inside.

ACK! No backsliding!

(Said the girl that just ate most of AJ's fries for dinner. :P)
Sharlenemynuet on September 10th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC)
Some people like big butts. See: Mix-a-Lot, Sir. Ain't no shame in it.

The butt enhancers have been used for years by transvestites/drag queens, too. For what God has forgotten, even in terms of womanly hips, he provided cotton.
Carrie Leigh: Tinkerbellcarrie_leigh on September 10th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
Butt enhancers. That's one thing I'll never need.

I was using the bathroom in the dressing room the other day and saw what looked like a chicken cutlet on the floor. Then when one of the other girls tucked it into her bra, it all made sense.

I don't need those, either. *cough*

And Nolan cranks "I like big butts' every time it comes on. I waver between pleased and horrified. :D
Elle Blessingwayelle_blessing on September 11th, 2010 07:33 am (UTC)
I use Lancome - but that's only 'cause my Mom uses it and she's the one that got me hooked. (I like some Mac products though >.> ... I have glittery black eyeliner <.<)

I always hoped I'd be a little more well endowed up top to balance out the junk in the trunk. Oh well XD

The first high school girls movie that came to mind was Mean Girls - but I'm not sure how appropriate that is. Another high school movie that's got a lot of girl dialogue is Bring It On. And Clueless. Good luck!
Not a lady at all: pic: sexy lady 2cosmo_jenny on September 11th, 2010 07:59 am (UTC)
Clinique is awesome but out of my price range :(

Oh, boys *sigh* ;)

Padded panties FAIL. If you want that kind of ass, exercise the heck out of your gluteus maximus.
tracyj23: Autumn - girl in hattracyj23 on September 11th, 2010 12:41 pm (UTC)
Your boys are hilarious. I love them to death.

Butt enhancers???? You're joking right? As someone who is well endowed both in that department and upstairs, I really don't get people needing extra padding. Enjoy having less to carry around!

I think it's great you're returning codswallop to general usage. I applaud you!
O Demanding One: Autumn: Fall In The Forest Ursulaheyurs on September 11th, 2010 03:55 pm (UTC)

*cackles* I sure have missed you, Carrie. *hugs fierce*

Punk-a-nunk boys! LOVE 'EM! xD

I love, and I mean LOVE blessing other people. Especially when it's something that they don't expect.   Isn't that the truth? And what about when you are hurting or have some kind of issue, and while praying, you turn your prayers to others and their needs, how your hurt can be lifted so that you can be humbled because of others. *nods* Amazing. ♥