&hearts I will park two blocks away from the building to which I need access just so that I don't have to go through the humiliating horror of parallel parking.
&hearts The new Body By Victoria bra from Victoria's Secret is a marvel of modern engineering and should be declared the eighth wonder of the world.
&hearts When you go into the mall with money, with every intention to buy yourself a new dress, you will find only matronly lace monstrosities or horrifically short miniskirts that do not flatter your figure, no matter how hard your bra is working.
&hearts Li, the pedicurist at Q Nails gives one heckuva a foot massage. I want her to move into the guest room.
&hearts A large Diet Coke from Sonic cures a multitude of ills.
&hearts Dean Winchester is the undeniably the coolest character on television since The Fonz.
&hearts I am BESIDE myself waiting for Thursday's 100th episode of Bones. Like GIGGLY about it.
&hearts I'm ridiculously excited about leaving town this weekend with my husband. Even if it is just a business trip. A resort in San Antonio is still a resort.
&hearts Laundry is perpetual. Eternal. Infinite.
&hearts You can never think of anything really profound for the last bullet point, thereby leaving your audience feeling a bit cheated at the end of the post.