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03 March 2010 @ 11:34 pm
February's Contest Winner and March's Contest!  
February should have more days. It's thrown me off all week long. I'm'a find out who's responsible and write a letter, petitioning for February to be a regular size month, instead of snack size.

So, anyway.

The winner of the February friends list contest is elle_blessing , who managed to work scripture into fan fiction. It was brilliantly done, and with one of my favorite ships!  You can read it in the comments to this post.  You can look for that Starbucks GC in the mail this week, Elle.  And I think you may have moved since I sent you something last, so...  email me your address, please?

March's Contest?  Are you ready?

Make me laugh!  (Please, make me laugh.  Dear God, what a week.)

Whoever tells the best joke, sends the best funny picture, writes the funniest story...  they'll win a $15 gift certificate to Amazon.com!

There you go!  *throws down gauntlet*

And you know what Ionesco said...  "Dying is easy; comedy is hard."

Put that in your martini and shake it.

 
 
I am:: bed
I feel:: tiredtired
I hear:: Leverage
 
 
 
idreamofdracoidreamofdraco on March 4th, 2010 06:40 am (UTC)
Joke!
What's brown and sticky?
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A STICK!

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Elle Blessingway: Dream of World Chickenselle_blessing on March 4th, 2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
1. YAYZ!!! *dances* ... you realize you're feeding an addiction, right? *loves coffee* Also, am super excited about where that drabble took us. Have been thinking on how to start it :D ... You know, once I get that big bang fic out of the way, ahem >.>

2. Will send new address.

3. Funny. Ha. Like that'll ever happen. *is not funny* ... will think on it though and see if anything comes to mind. Hmmm. You really have thrown down the gauntlet on this one. At least March is a longer month :P
O Demanding One: Birthday: Fireworksheyurs on March 7th, 2010 08:12 pm (UTC)

WOOT! CONGRATULATIONS! :D

seegrim: L&S BFFseegrim on March 4th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
Snack sized.

HA!

I still remember when you called Paolo snack sized. Which is kind of ironic, coming from someone who classifies as snack sized, wouldn't you say?

p.s. I went to bed early again the other night. Bummed that I missed you. Try again tonight if you want, okay? I hope hell week isn't really hell week. :D
Elle Blessingway: Accio! Museelle_blessing on March 15th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
Funnies. I couldn't pick just one, so you have follow the link down the rabbit hole *g*

ICONS.

Also, am still contemplating this whole funny fic thing. Hrm.
Leigh: Gryff: Unleash hellleigh_adams on March 16th, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
Hrm...funny. I don't think I do funny particularly well, but I'll give it a shot with two entries. :*

Training Percy (Percy Weasley/Katie Bell)

and

The Talk (Stephen Cornfoot)

Now, if you have an angst contest one month, that I can do! :D
Carrie Leigh: castlecarrie_leigh on March 16th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
Oooh, angst. That's a good idea.
Leigh: Red high heelsleigh_adams on March 16th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Angst is good. Dying? Despair? All sorts of misery? (Or as Jane likes to call it, epic man pain)? It seems to be my specialty lately.

Also, your icon is SERIOUS LOVE.
Carrie Leighcarrie_leigh on March 16th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
I can't seem to do angst. My overwhelming need to be happy and allow my characters to end up happily ever after prevents it. :(

Castle ROCKS!
Ayla: Fireabitofayla on March 17th, 2010 04:16 am (UTC)
JOKES!
Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went around the corner and turned into a field

The scarecrow received an award, he was out standing in his field

What's the difference between a pigeon and a bank manager? a pigeon can make a deposit on a ferrari

I wish they'd make tampon commercials more realistic - with the woman sobbing herself to sleep with a Snickers bar in her mouth.

Okay, I'm done! :)
Sharlenemynuet on March 31st, 2010 10:10 pm (UTC)
So, the other day, we were coming home from Sam's and as we were unloading the trunk, I turned to Bianca at random and said, "A midget psychic on the run from the law is a small medium at large."

Her face about twisted inside out from the combined urge to laugh and to smack me. It was fun.
Carrie Leigh: 5 pts to Slytherincarrie_leigh on March 31st, 2010 10:13 pm (UTC)
Heeeee. *gigglesnort*
Alluring_Twilight: Blahalluringt_light on March 31st, 2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
I went fishing for compliments. I caught a trout that said, "Well done, I'm usually quite evasive."
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Two men walked into a bar. You think one would have ducked.
AT: Sheldon :Dayane_tsurugi on April 1st, 2010 12:14 am (UTC)
I don't know if these will count, but I'm putting them up here anyway. You know, since you're having a bad month and all. :D

Dr. Parish: Looks like a patient lost his patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. You're should be you-'-re as in you are, that's not even a tough one not like when to use who or whom.
Beckett: Do you really think that's the take away here Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

***

Booth: Hey, guys! Guys, listen, I'm going to need some science gibber-gabber to distract these guys!
Brennan: Oh, do you know who's really good at gibber-gabber?
Booth: Who?
Brennan: Me!
Booth: Perfect! My lucky day.

***

Brennan: It's not a spaceship.
Booth: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck ...
Brennan: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.

***

Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

***

Inara: "So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?"
Mal: "Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. 'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow."
Inara: "And you would know that because...?"
Mal: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery."
Inara: "Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question."

***

Mal: "Okay, help me find our man; he's supposed to be older. Kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways."
Kaylee: "Why does he do that?"
Mal: "Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look."

***

Finally, Sheldon in the Ball Pit
Carrie Leigh: castlecarrie_leigh on April 1st, 2010 02:10 am (UTC)
Four of my favorite ships!

BAZINGA!
JEB: pimpslapfilia_umbrae on April 1st, 2010 05:23 am (UTC)
"Ok, ok. Bones. I've got one for you. Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off? He's all right now."

"Booth that doesn't make any sense! I am fairly certain if a man was missing half of his body, he wouldn't be 'all right'. In fact, he would be very far from it."

"No, Bones. His left side." A puzzled stare. "He's all right. You know what? Just forget it."

"But I want to learn! You said that you'd teach me about puns!"

"Well, I'm trying, but this really isn't your thing."

"Come on, Booth! Give me another one." He tries to resist, but she looks awfully earnest about grasping the concept of a pun, so he rolls his eyes and caves.

"All right. One more, Bones. That's it. You ready? You sure?" She nods. "Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you." He waits a moment, watches as she mulls it over, and for one brief, shining moment, thinks she's gotten it.

"I don't get it. Wait! Booth, come back!"

*Maybe not funny, but hopefully worth a smile at they very least.*