June 10th, 2009

if the kids aren't dead

Oh, my dear merciful freaking heavens

Nothing good can come of the phrase, "Hey, Mom?  It's okay; the chandelier didn't fall, but..."

*headdesk*

*heavy sigh*

Will not barricade children from house.

Will not call husband and say, "This is all your fault!!  YOU wanted BOYS!"

Will love children even they are destructo-bots.

Carry on, my lovely friends.  Carry on.

75 days left until school starts.  *whimper*