January 21st, 2008

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I'm an idiot.

I dropped a curling iron on MY FACE this morning.  It slipped.  Anyway, I'm howling ('cause it freaking hurt) and my mother calls in:

Mom.  Do you want some ice?

Me.   (yells) Yes, but we don't have any freaking ice, the ice maker quit (re: all things with a plug) last month.

Mom.  (walks in my bedroom)  Here.  This'll work.  (hands me a bottle of Bombay Sapphire that I keep in the freezer)  Soothe yourself with a bottle of gin.

Me.  (holds it to my face, mutters)  It wouldn't be the first time. 

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And you wonder where I get it.  *snort*

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Handwriting Meme

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Handwriting Meme:

answer these in your own handwriting

1) your handle/name/username
2) left or right handed?
3) favourite letters to write
4) least favourite characters to write
5) write "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
6) tag 5 people
7) do a doodle