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05 August 2009 @ 11:28 pm
TEXAS has a whorehouse in it!  
Lord have mercy on our souls.

So I didn't get a callback after my audition on Sunday evening, but I guess they saw all they needed to see.  I got cast as one of "Miss Mona's girls," which, roughly translated, means I'll be one of the whores.  To quote a line from the show, "Yee haw."  How on EARTH am I going to explain what a 'whore' is to Ethan and Aaron?  One of my friends suggested letting them watch the movie and figure it out for themselves.


Anyway, it's a great big YAY.  After I registered the kids for school, dropped them at a friend's house, went to a Dr. appointment, worked with numbers all day at Nolan's business, I needed a little good news.

The music is very fun.  The dancing makes me nail bitey, only because I'm going to be gone all next week when they're teaching all the combinations.  Eeek!  But the beach=fun and I've not been on a proper vacation in a long time.  So no guilt.

My favorite line  so far?  "No whips or rough stuff.  This ain't the Marine Corps!  No three or more to a bed.  This ain't the circus!  And no kissing on the mouth.  This ain't the junior prom!"

MAN, I love the theatre.

I am:: bed
I feel:: sleepysleepy
Lauradream_mancer on August 6th, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
Fort Smith's welcome center is the old bordello from the red light district off of 6th avenue. The name?

Miss Laura's.

When I visited, I was told that I could "drop my pants and come to work". Besides being 15 at the time, this was before my "I think everything has sexual innuendo" phase kicked in.

Embarrassed does not even begin to cover it. Only in Arkansas is the welcome center a whorehouse. Geez. And when you first walk in, they hand you copies of health certificates old doctors used to give the women as proof that they could legally work there.

Well hell, give me stockings and a corset while you're at it!
Carrie Leigh: Muttleycarrie_leigh on August 6th, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
Ar fifteen, I would have died.