So all I'm saying, Mr. Bathroom scale, is that it wouldn't kill you to ease up a little. I've stopped with all the butter. I quit using half and half in my coffee. I've cut WAY back on bread. In fact, if you don't start seeing things my way, I'm gonna chunk you out the upstairs window, and watch you fall to your twisted plastic, metal and springy guts death to the ground below.
And then I'll do the Evil Carrie laugh and inhale a creme brulee or something. Because being good reallllllllly sucks rocks.
You have three weeks, punk ass scale. Consider this your formal written warning.
Sincerely and with the utmost support (for now),
P.S. FUZE Slenderize Blueberry Raspberry drink at 20 calories, is pretty great.