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30 June 2009 @ 08:38 pm
Overheard from the living room  
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(Ethan and Nolan are playing the Nazi Zombie level at the End of Call of Duty : World at War, and this was the conversation they just had:)

Nolan:  Guard the door, son, guard the door!

Ethan:  Okay!  (Sounds of gunshots, zombies growling)

Nolan:  Guard the window!

Ethan:  Dad?

Nolan (Groans from the exertion or WAR) Yes, son?

Ethan.   If the zombies are dead, how do they know where we are?

Nolan.  Because they can smell our brains!

Ethan:  That is SO gross.

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Because THAT's not going to give him nightmares.  And I have to agree with Ethan.  That is SO gross. 

They're having a GREAT time.
 
 
I hear:: Aaron taking a bath and the faint sounds of dying zombies
 
 
 
seegrimseegrim on July 1st, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
Because they can smell our brains!

Ew.
Carrie Leigh: the queen is not amusedcarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2009 02:21 am (UTC)
I know. I'm surrounded by boys.

I was then told that Zombies eat brains. Did you know that?
seegrimseegrim on July 1st, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
No. I didn't know they had a preference. I thought they just ate indiscriminately.

Good to know these things! Thanks, Nolan. :D
Brendan: Hierophantbrendanm720 on July 1st, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
I knew that.

They also eat liver and intestines, and your face...
dragonsangel68: TW - Edward Adorkable Laughingdragonsangel68 on July 1st, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
*giggles* I'm with Ethan... So gross!
Brendan: Latin - Quando Omni Flunkus Moritatus (Wbrendanm720 on July 1st, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)
[sigh]

They can't smell your brains. They can smell your fear, and the distinctive odor of people who are not dead.

The brains are just a bonus tasty treat.
Carrie Leigh: Dean handcarrie_leigh on July 4th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Ohhhh. See? You learn something new every day.
raspberry_rave on July 1st, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
Zombies always know how to find live people. It's hardwired into their brain or something.

Boys will be boys, I guess. :)
idreamofdracoidreamofdraco on July 1st, 2009 06:25 am (UTC)
Ooh, I'm in zombie mode too. I'm reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. :D
Carrie Leigh: my twisted ever aftercarrie_leigh on July 4th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
?????

Really?

Really. Huh. ;)
idreamofdracoidreamofdraco on July 4th, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
Really. :D See here.