A private audition.
If the director wasn't gay, that might sound naughty.
But he was very nice to let me audition early because I'll be out of town for the cattle call. And even though I've dusted off my cockney accent, I'm still a little nervous. Why? I don't know. It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a part. But I want it. Okay. That's it. Send good thoughts.