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01 July 2010 @ 10:27 am
My kids are sick and twisted. Wonder where they get that?  
So Aaron had an accident while we were in Arlington (I forget how, because honestly! Who can remember every bump and bruise these boys get?) that caused some trauma this morning.


He'd stubbed his toe, and his pinkie toenail was hanging on by a thread. And instead of finding it while I'm sweeping one day next week, I decided to cut the dead toenail off.

There was wailing and gnashing of teeth when I got out the nail clippers. Because AJ is dramatic, too.

Wonder where he gets that?

Anyway, two seconds later, I cut off the dead nail with no pain whatsoever, because I'm cool like that with my mom!powers, and then he looked at me and held out his hand.

With an omgoodnessimgrossedout face, I handed it to him, and he goes in the living room to proudly show his big brother.

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Ethan. (looks at toenail, is mildly impressed) Ew.

AJ. (proud) Yeah.

Ethan. Maybe if you put it under your pillow, the toenail fairy will come.

AJ. (excited) Really?

Carrie. No. I assure you, there is no such thing as the toenail fairy. That toenail is worth nothing. Throw it away.

Ethan. No! Maybe if you put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will think it's a really gross tooth.

AJ. (even more excited) Really?

Carrie. No. She's not that easily fooled. The tooth fairy's a pretty sharp cookie.

Ethan. (smiles at me) I don't know about that.

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He's cheeky. Wonder where he gets that?

A hundred bucks says I find that nasty thing while I'm sweeping next week. *sigh*

And Ethan finally got to spend part of the money his Papa Jim sent him for his birthday! So we went out and got the Harry Potter Lego video game. It's SO stinking cute. And clever! And maybe a bit scandalous... in CoS when Dobby the House Elf works his mojo on Lucius Malfoy, after Harry frees the elf with a sock, instead of the violent treatment of being thrown 20 feet, Lucius' lego trousers disappear, leaving him with hot pink briefs.

Oh, Lego game developers. You slay me, putting stuff in to entertain the moms, too. ;)

I'm off to the grocery store to load up on stuff for the fourth and our dinner party tonight, but I'll post the winners of June's contest and my exciting (yeah, probably only to me) idea for July's contest before I leave town again!
 
 
I hear:: Harry Potter Lego
 
 
 
O Demanding One: Spring/Summer: Yummy Blueberries!heyurs on July 1st, 2010 03:34 pm (UTC)

When are you going? We need to get up for a bit, Carrie, before you leave, K?

Chicken fat funks! Too much! The cuteness outweighs it ALL, though. *nods* Really. *g*

Carrie Leigh: Arthur smilescarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
Get up where? What's up?
O Demanding One: Urs: Mac! Muoveheyurs on July 2nd, 2010 03:18 am (UTC)

IM or e-mail...both are waiting for you. :)

Ayla: Disgustedabitofayla on July 1st, 2010 03:47 pm (UTC)
Okay. I think I vomited in my mouth a little when I read that horrifying/not cute but cheeky kid story. My disgust metered has gone to nil. I hate it. I used to never have a problem with blood and now I'm all "omg. *ded*"

What's July's contest? I think I know what I'll write about :D
Carrie Leigh: bitter lemonadecarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
No blood. It happened weeks ago. This was just the remnants.

Sorry I oooged you!
raspberry_rave on July 1st, 2010 04:21 pm (UTC)
LOL your kids. They're hilarious x)
Carrie Leigh: Ethan=Little Dracocarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
They make me laugh, for sure.
Not a lady at all: hp: quote: latincosmo_jenny on July 1st, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
Gross!
But how easily kids are manipulated by their dreams. *snickers*

Pink underwear on Lucius *pictures Lucius in this naughty Potterpuff corset*
Carrie Leigh: 5 pts to Slytherincarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
Heh. It's pretty funny.
tracyj23: Snarky - define interestingtracyj23 on July 1st, 2010 05:46 pm (UTC)
Your kids are awesome. But I know where they get that from. :)

We just got the demo for the lego Harry Potter game and my boys desperately want it too. Since it's good for parents (unlike most kiddie games) I think I might just side with them ...
Carrie Leigh: dastardly plancarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
It's really too cute. I actually sit and watch them play. Very clever game.
tracyj23: Snarky - mom got me tested for crazytracyj23 on July 3rd, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)
Its great when games are fun to watch as well as play. I like watching some of the hubby's video games - they're better than a lot of movies I've seen.
nbaeker: efrayim maxnbaeker on July 1st, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
Your kids slay me.


Efro's latest thing is "Oh, come on." he's such a little teenager already.
Carrie Leigh: Being vaguecarrie_leigh on July 1st, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
I know. Ethan's 35. It's going by really fast. ;)
maureen: HP - Lucius sidemaureen on July 2nd, 2010 02:18 am (UTC)
Now you've got me thinking about Lucius and his underwear...